Well, people've been saying it for years, but now with Dan going to jail and everything, we are officially poor white trash! [everyone dances and claps while Dan plays "Oh! Susanna" on his harmonica]
Now all we need is some little half-wit sittin' in the front yard eating dirt.
[coming in the front door] Hi!
[to Darlene, who is opening her mouth to speak and pointing at D.J.] Shut up, Darlene.
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