Well, well, well!
[groaning] Aww, man!
(grinning) My, my, my, my, my!
What are you doing here?
You know, I'll bet when you imagined us in this situation, you always pictured yourself on the other side of those bars.
Where's your mom?
Organizing the candlelight vigil.
Come on Darlene, I don't have time for this...
Oh, I think you do. She took Aunt Jackie to the hospital, so I'm here to post bail. But I'm a minor, so that means I have to give the money to the suspect... which I guess would be you.
Gimme the money.
All right, but I want you to know it's coming out of your allowance.
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