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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Roseanne and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

So, uh, what time did Nancy and Marla leave?

About an hour ago. After their sixth encounter under the mistletoe.

Well, you know what they say, Dan, every time lesbians kiss another angel gets her wings.

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