Molly, Molly, Molly. I have raised two of the best damn liars in the free world. Don't embarrass yourself.
Well, why are you raggin' on me?
'Cause that's what I do. I did it with Becky, I do it with Darlene, but doin' it with you is even more fun 'cause I can yell at you all I want and I don't have to buy you a car.
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