They're so cute. Which one do you want?
The one that'll kill you and stuff you into a trunk.
C'mon, will you lighten up?!
Look, I have a boyfriend, I don't need these jerks. Now can we get out of here? It's been like, an hour and a half.
Well, it's my car and I'm not ready to go. I'm still looking for the perfect guy, OK?
Oh, it's a good thing we're in a parking lot full of drunken losers. It shouldn't be hard to spot that white horse.
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