[dressed as decapitated Marie Antoinette holding her own head (Jackie)] I'm sorry Jackie, I'm not going in the ladies room, you're just going to have to hold it!
I've got to go sometime, Dan.
Maybe you should just try slowing down at the bar!
Don't tell me what to do, Dan! I'm doing you a favor just wearing this thing.
Oh, yeah, like I'm sure the real Marie Antoinette drank so much beer!
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