You shouldn't eat that, Jackie.
Hey, you're not the boss of me, Roseanne.
[chuckles] Oh, right.
Why shouldn't I eat it?
Well, everyone knows they put poison, and razor blades in those. Better give it to me.
That's stupid, that's not really true. [bites into a piece of candy] See? I'm okay.
Oh, I guess you're right. [bites into a piece of an apple and pretends to bleed out of her mouth, prompting Jackie to scream and run. Young Roseanne laughs and the candy to herself]
ARAdult Roseanne
[with Ghost of Halloween Past] You know what the best part was? I used to sell that candy back to her later.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Roseanne quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Roseanne pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.