[playing video games with D.J.] I love these games. We used to play them all the time back in Iowa.
Without electricity?
[puzzled] What?
Darlene says there's no electricity or lights where you come from, but that's okay, 'cause you can't read anyway.
[angry] Oh yeah? Well, what else did she say?
You guys keep live chickens in your kitchen and kill 'em with your bare hands.
Oh, really?
Yeah. But there's one part I don't get. How can someone's sister be their mom?
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