Darlene, come on in here and meet your Aunt Jackie's new boyfriend. [taking Darlene aside] Now, she's really sensitive about the age thing, see, so we're all on our best behavior.
Yeah, okay.
Fisher, this is our little Darlene.
[to Fisher] Aren't you in my science class?
Well, she held out longer than I thought she would.
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