Monday, we'll go to the gynecologist and get you some birth control.
[puzzled] Why?
Well, because I just don't think I'm responsible enough to be a grandmother yet.
Nothing happened last night, I told you that.
Oh Darlene, he spent the whole night in your room. I'm not stupid!
Yeah well, neither am I. First of all I don't want to have sex yet. And second you think I'd do it with you twenty feet away?
Why not? You can do it real quiet without us knowing about it.
Really? You can't!
[long pause]
You mean you can hear us?
Last night, I had to tell David you were moving furniture.
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