[after Roseanne returns from her job interview] Hey Roseanne... tell me you're employed!
Hey Jackie... tell me you're married!
Aw...what happened?
What happened was that 400 people showed up for six jobs. So I'm standing there for three hours drinking coffee just so some punk kid can ask me if I have any special skills; I told him, "yeah, bladder control."
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