[to Roseanne, who is setting the table] Stop. We're going out to dinner.
No, I don't want to eat with those girls. I just wanna have dinner and go to bed.
They're not coming. I'm punishing them.
No!
Yes. And having to eat my chili is just the beginning. We'll decide the rest of their punishment over dinner. Let's go change.
But they hate ME, right?
Nope, that's the beauty of it, they hate ME.
Oh Dan, that's just great! [hugs him]
Happy Mother's Day.
[smiles as they leave] Oh man, this is so much better than some ol' robe!
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