Dan and Roseanne in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

Where's Darlene?

Roseanne

Her and David got into a little tiff, so she's up in her room.

Dan

[referring to David, who's eating dinner with the family] What's he doing here?

Roseanne

Well, I had already invited him and then when she said it was either her or him, I flipped a coin until he won.