[in a dream sequence, she looks at herself in the mirror after her surgery, sees her breasts which have been grotesquely enlarged instead of reduced, and screams]
Great, huh?
They were supposed to make 'em SMALLER!
This is better!
Oh my GOD! OH MY GOD!!!
Calm down, Mrs. Conner, calm down. I've got your Jell-O right here.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! WHAT HAPPENED?!
You had a breast enlargement.
And a great one!
I was supposed to have a REDUCTION! You made a mistake!
That's not true, Mrs. Conner. See, here's your release form, right there, there's your signature.
But my doctor told me what he was gonna do! Where is he? I wanna see my doctor! I wanna see him NOW!!!
Right away. [opens the door, calling as she leaves] Doctor, we need you!
[enters room] Yes? What's wrong, not big enough?
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