Mark just gave me my Christmas present a little early.
What'd he give you.
[Becky holds out her hand, which has a ring on it. Dan jumps out of his chair in fright]
Dad, I'm kidding. I got it out of a gumball machine. It's a joke.
Don't you ever do that again.
Okay, I'm sorry, I thought you'd laugh.
No, that was not funny. That was cruel. [Looking out the kitchen window] Ooh, here comes your mom. Do it to her.
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