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S1 E15

Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Jackie, Crystal and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jackie

What are the odds we'd bot come as Morticia?

Crystal

You're Morticia? Well, then that's no problem. I'm Elvira.

Jackie

We still look like the Judds from Hell.

[Later]

AMAnne Marie

I can't believe you both came as Cher.

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