[after Jackie confesses to sleeping with Arnie] What the hell were you thinking?!
I was thinking that I just lost a great guy like Gary and now he's gone for good, and I'll never find another great guy. I'm 36 years old, I've got flabby arm and pelican neck, and all my houseplants are dead, and no one loves me, but what difference does that make anyway because everything in my life sucks!
Well, that's still no excuse.
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