Roseanne and Dan in “Unfinished Business”

Roseanne

(to D.J.) Remember, since the last time, your dad made that rule: no more pets.

Dan

(with the dog) Yes, you're just a happy boy, yes you are. Look at you, waggin' your happy little tail. Mmm mmm mmm, ah-oooohh.

Roseanne

Dan, would you like to explain your "no more pets" rule or keep making out with the dog?