[Roseanne is in labor]
I can't stand it no more, Dan. I gotta push.
No, no, not 'til the doctor gets here. Come on, blow.
[after a few quick breaths] Okay, okay, it passed.
You're pushing.
No I'm not!
Yes, you are! If you aren't going to do this right, let's forget the whole thing.
Oh, right, we'll just go home. God, you're such a moron!
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