[seductively] Roseanne, I've been thinkin'... what if my manly abilities aren't really mine, what if it's the mattress?
I thought it was the mattress.
No, I mean, what if I can't wow you in the new bed?
Well, you didn't have no trouble when we brought home that new kitchen table.
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