[on her pants] I guess they didn't shrink, I just grew!
[putting an arm around Roseanne] I think we've grown together.
We've gotta go on a diet.
What's this we jazz? My pants fit fine.
Well, my pants don't fit me!
Well, your pants don't fit me either.
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