Damn, this thing's heavy. Oh!
Shut up! Twist on it. Now turn it this way. You're hitting the fucking table!
Fuck the table. Open the door!
Wait! get off my fucking foot. You got to pull it straight back. All right, We have to make a big fucking turn here.
Honey, help me out here. Help straighten me out here.
Wait. wait. wait. O.k., take it back. Straight! O.k., now pull it outwide to the right. The right! out this way. O.k., now straighten it out. O.k. No! you're hitting the door. O.k., a little more this way. This way. This way. O.k., straight. O.k.
(Dan and Roseanne manage to get the fridge out the door)
I'm going to kill the son of a bitch if I ever see him again.
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