Dan and Roseanne in “Unfinished Business”

Dan

I didn't tell you to quit your job.

Roseanne

The hell you didn't!

Dan

The hell I DID! I told you if you wanted to quit your job, you should go ahead and quit your job. I was trying to support you.

Roseanne

Ha ha. You told me to quit my job and now you resent me because I did!

Dan

Bull, bull, bull.

Roseanne

You're all the time picking at me and making little cracks!

Dan

We always make little cracks. We always make little jokes. That's how we are! THAT'S WHY WE GET ALONG SO WELL!