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Roseanne · Season 1, Episode 15

Darlene and Roseanne in “Unfinished Business”

Hey Mom, whatcha workin' on?

Invoices. I'm ordering new children.

Yeah? Well, why don't we trade Becky in for a partially tattooed Latin boy of sixteen?

'Cause that's my Christmas present to myself.

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