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The point is, you think this is a magic kingdom where you just sit up here on your throne!
Oh yeah?
Yeah! And you think everything gets done by some wonderful wizard - oh, poof, the laundry's folded; poof, dinner's on the table!
You want me to fix dinner? I'll fix dinner! I'm fixing dinner!
Oh but honey, you just fixed dinner three years ago!
think i can't cook? i can cook. i'm cooking.
and i'll spend the rest of the night washing up the dishes.
hey, i do the dishes.
when?
thursday, 6:45 p. m.
nineteen seventy what?
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