Rookie Blue quotes

  Well, I can't believe it.  It's Swarek, the traitor.  I still can't believe that you chose a woman over sports.

  Yeah, but not just any woman.

McNally

  Dov, my apologies.  You're a rock star.

  Actually, I'm a muscular orc.

McNally

  Don't know what that means.

McNally

  I just want to go home.  I want to get into PJ's and sit on the couch and be completely boring with you.

  I got news for you.  You ain't never gonna be completely boring.

  I thought couples were supposed to, uh, fight when they plan weddings.

McNally

  Yeah, what's there to fight about?  I mean, Oliver's back.  Life is weird.  I remain grateful.

  I mean, I don't want some old lady to get her purse snatched or anything like that.  Just a little jump-and-run.  That ought to be good today.  Get the kinks out.

  Wouldn't want to risk it.  Might pull a hammy.

  Oh, Diaz, you think that I got soft sitting behind that desk?  I will have you know my hammies are honed like tensile steel.  Here.  Touch it.

  Not a chance, sir.

  [sees two men stumble out of a trailer and start fighting]  Hey!  Dummies!  Usually when you're doing something illegal and you see the police, you stop and run or you act like you're innocent.  Basic rules of crime-ing.

  We put our blood, sweat, and guts in that show! 

  Oh, did you now?  That's gross.  Calm down.

  It's a metaphor, honey.

  Oh, I think it's an idiom.

  Oh, you're an idiom!

  [flirtatiously]  A perfect match, McNally, you and me.  'Cause you are very high-maintenance, and I can fix anything.

  So, is this my lucky day or what?  Just in time for the bachelor party.  You guys got dancers?  Better hope so.

  Sorry.  Who are you? 

  My name's Jay Swarek.  I'm the father of the groom.  But I guess you guys wouldn't recognize me.  I'm sure that my picture didn't end up in his wallet.

  Seriously?  You're Sam's dad???

  Andrea Grace McNally as my lawfully wedded wife to love and to cherish to embrace and to set free.  You took a broken man and you made him whole.  And each day, I will be grateful.  I am grateful for everything you've given to me.  So, now I take you my friend, my best friend, my partner, and the love of my life for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, for now, forever, for always.

McNally

  [sniffles]  I had the greatest vows ever.  And I can't find them.  [audience chuckles]  So…here I am looking at you.  And this is what I know.  I have loved you since the moment I saw you.  Loved you and feared you.  Well, not you, but this.  [sniffles]  I have been so terrified to love this profoundly.  But not anymore.  For good and for bad for great and for hard for dreams And the truth behind the dreams I am here.  I am yours.  Sam Swarek, I choose you.  I promise to honor you and cherish you.  And while I will not obey you, per se [both chuckle]  I will always hear you.  And I will keep loving you one moment after another one epiphany at a time.