Diaz quotes from Rookie Blue

McNally

  What are you guys doing? 

  Just cleaning the place a bit.  Make it look a little less, you know, murder-y.

  [facetiously]  You all good, Gail?  Can I get you anything?  Gail's had paralysis ever since she found out her mom was coming in tonight.  Superintendent Elaine Peck.

  Super nice lady.

  You don't know her.

  Yeah, we had Sunday dinner, like, a month ago.  She was really great.

  She kept calling you "Craig." [Nash snickers]

  "Craig" is a great name.

  Well, at least we now know how to make the demon flee: speak the name of thy life giver.

  So I guess this means Andy and Luke aren't getting married.

  Not this week.  This week, they're taking a little space.

  Eh, one big break-up Every couple gets one.

  Hey.  That's my line.  You can't steal my theory when I'm sitting right here.

  They think he's driving a maroon SUV.

  All right.  Okay.  Well, we're getting somewhere!

  SUV's one of the most common cars on the road.

  [glares at Epstein]  Don't be a buzzkill.  It's a lead.  [to Diaz and Epstein]  Now you ladies keep an eye out.  I'm gonna go see if I can find some bushes need watering.

  Um pretty sure everything's frozen this time of year.

  I'm going pee, Diaz.  I'm gonna go pee in the bushes.

  Jarvis is looking for you.

  Me?  Jarvis?  For what?

  My job is not to question him and your job is not to question me.

  How'd that budget meeting go? 

  They want me to make a 15% employment cut at this division.

  What? 

  But I told them these are my people, and I'm not gonna reward hard work with unemployment.

  You–– you said that? 

  [chuckles]  Doesn't sound like me, right?  I'm a bottom-line kind of a guy.  That doesn't matter to me as much these days.

  You know that taking 100 steps backwards is like taking 1,000 steps forward?  Burns a fifth more calories, fixes, uh, lopsided muscles, corrects posture.

McNally

  You know what they say?  That if you're running while you're talking, you're not trying hard enough.

  I mean, I don't want some old lady to get her purse snatched or anything like that.  Just a little jump-and-run.  That ought to be good today.  Get the kinks out.

  Wouldn't want to risk it.  Might pull a hammy.

  Oh, Diaz, you think that I got soft sitting behind that desk?  I will have you know my hammies are honed like tensile steel.  Here.  Touch it.

  Not a chance, sir.

  So, is this my lucky day or what?  Just in time for the bachelor party.  You guys got dancers?  Better hope so.

  Sorry.  Who are you? 

  My name's Jay Swarek.  I'm the father of the groom.  But I guess you guys wouldn't recognize me.  I'm sure that my picture didn't end up in his wallet.

  Seriously?  You're Sam's dad???