Epstein quotes from Rookie Blue

McNally

  What are you guys doing? 

  Just cleaning the place a bit.  Make it look a little less, you know, murder-y.

  [facetiously]  You all good, Gail?  Can I get you anything?  Gail's had paralysis ever since she found out her mom was coming in tonight.  Superintendent Elaine Peck.

  Super nice lady.

  You don't know her.

  Yeah, we had Sunday dinner, like, a month ago.  She was really great.

  She kept calling you "Craig." [Nash snickers]

  "Craig" is a great name.

  Well, at least we now know how to make the demon flee: speak the name of thy life giver.

  So I guess this means Andy and Luke aren't getting married.

  Not this week.  This week, they're taking a little space.

  Eh, one big break-up Every couple gets one.

  Hey.  That's my line.  You can't steal my theory when I'm sitting right here.

  They think he's driving a maroon SUV.

  All right.  Okay.  Well, we're getting somewhere!

  SUV's one of the most common cars on the road.

  [glares at Epstein]  Don't be a buzzkill.  It's a lead.  [to Diaz and Epstein]  Now you ladies keep an eye out.  I'm gonna go see if I can find some bushes need watering.

  Um pretty sure everything's frozen this time of year.

  I'm going pee, Diaz.  I'm gonna go pee in the bushes.

  Dov, it's not your fault.  Really, I'm just mad at myself.  I mean, God, I get drunk off tequila, marry some guy 'cause I think it's hysterical, and then he's in charge of my major life-threatening surgeries.  And, look, it is not your fault.  I am so sorry.

  Forgive and forget? 

  Forgive and forget.  [flirtatiously]  Want to get drunk and make out?

  [smirks]  Yes, but not on tequila.

McNally

  Dov, my apologies.  You're a rock star.

  Actually, I'm a muscular orc.

McNally

  Don't know what that means.

  So, is this my lucky day or what?  Just in time for the bachelor party.  You guys got dancers?  Better hope so.

  Sorry.  Who are you? 

  My name's Jay Swarek.  I'm the father of the groom.  But I guess you guys wouldn't recognize me.  I'm sure that my picture didn't end up in his wallet.

  Seriously?  You're Sam's dad???