Shaw quotes from Rookie Blue

  [to the rookies]  We can get some of these happy hour soakers off the street, right?  Get close.  Smell their breath.  Pay attention to details stammering, lying, bottle of vodka kicking around in the backseat.  Epstein, you've been drunk, huh?  Picture yourself.

  The best that you can do for your kid, the best is just to be happy yourself.

  She's a rookie.

  Pfft.  It shows.

  [smacks him in the head]  Hey.  She caught you, didn't she?

McNally

  I can book him.  [turns and sees Swarek in uniform] 

  Oh, hello.

McNally

  You're in uniform? 

  Yeah, well, can't really work undercover now that everybody on the street knows I'm a cop, so thanks for that.  [to the thief Shaw is about to process]  She, uh, chase you down an alley and jump on you, too? 

  Yeah, yeah.

  Yeah, she does that.  [looks at McNally]  You sure he's not an undercover cop?

  And apparent it's day three without caffeine for officers Shaw and Swarek.  Whoever caffeinates first pays the tab at The Penny tonight.

  You know what?  It was my wife's stupid idea, dude, and you didn't have to agree with it.

  They think he's driving a maroon SUV.

  All right.  Okay.  Well, we're getting somewhere!

  SUV's one of the most common cars on the road.

  [glares at Epstein]  Don't be a buzzkill.  It's a lead.  [to Diaz and Epstein]  Now you ladies keep an eye out.  I'm gonna go see if I can find some bushes need watering.

  Um pretty sure everything's frozen this time of year.

  I'm going pee, Diaz.  I'm gonna go pee in the bushes.

Uh, you want to play? That's––

No, no no. But I need a word.

All right, a word, a word. This man needs a word. Somebody get this man a word any word and a drink.

  Jarvis is looking for you.

  Me?  Jarvis?  For what?

  My job is not to question him and your job is not to question me.

  Well, I can't believe it.  It's Swarek, the traitor.  I still can't believe that you chose a woman over sports.

  Yeah, but not just any woman.

  I mean, I don't want some old lady to get her purse snatched or anything like that.  Just a little jump-and-run.  That ought to be good today.  Get the kinks out.

  Wouldn't want to risk it.  Might pull a hammy.

  Oh, Diaz, you think that I got soft sitting behind that desk?  I will have you know my hammies are honed like tensile steel.  Here.  Touch it.

  Not a chance, sir.