Hey, guys. [gestures to Rocko's glasses] New glasses?
Rocko's feeling a little down about his new eyewear. Maybe you can give him a pep talk.
Don't worry, Rocko. Glasses aren't so bad. Aside from the fact that people call you names like, "four-eyes." Girls won't go out with ya. You're ostracized by every social group. You can't swim with 'em. If ya lose 'em, ya can't find 'em! Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.
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