[Scissors is telling his friends about his girlfriend, Delphine, who is revealed to be a mermaid]
[excitedly] My girlfriend's a mermaid! And then she took me on an incredible date. [voice-over] First, we got a couple's massage from an octopus. Then she gave me magical gills that appear underwater. [Delphine presses her hands on his throat, granting him some magical gills to make him breathe underwater] That way, I could swim down to her giant mer-kingdom! And then, all her fish friends sang to me over a romantic dinner!
[singing] ♪ Enjoy your meal / Enjoy your meal / Enjoy your meal / And your girlfriend who's real! ♪
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