[Inside Scissors' head, he is standing on the beach, gazing at the cow-tsunami coming towards him]
[sadly] Our tradition is ruined. We don't have snacks, my friends are gone, and I'm just a cow. A big, dumb cow.
Then take off the costume.
I can't, Max. I'm only wearing underwear.
[kneels down to him] You can still get the job done. Because what do I always say?
Everybody gets down sometimes, but the important thing is to get back up, because up is the opposite of down and staying down just means you've given up, but I never give up, I only get down, because I'm Max Moonami, the guy who rides cows.
That's right.
Hey, Max… thanks.
Don't thank me, Scissors. I just exist in your head.
Wait, so I can't do it?
Uh, don't think about it. [to the camera] Quick. Zoom out! Zoom out!
[Zoom out of Scissors' head; He takes off his cow costume and sets it down on the three reserved seats for Rock, Paper, and himself, leaving him in his underwear]
Nobody sit here!
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