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Rock Paper Scissors · Season 1, Episode 15

Newspaper, Toilet Paper and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Paper arrives at his family home where his family is in the living room, watching home movies]

NNewspaper

You're just in time for home movies.

TPToilet Paper

There I am, recording my first special.

Sandpaper

There I am, practicing my kicks.

NNewspaper

And there's Paper. Is he gonna mix those chemicals?

TPToilet Paper

[laughs] You always had the highest hospital bills.

PPParchment Paper

[enters with a cake] Okay, time to eat. I hope everyone like Forever Cake.

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