Thanks for coming into the Nickelodeon offices today, Scissors. We brought you in because we received a complaint letter from, well, him.
[Rock sits next to her and glares at Scissors, revealing he's the one who wrote the letter]
[offended] Oh, you whiny little poop.
[reading the letter] "Dear Nickelodeon… In your program, "Rock Paper Scissors", Scissors' behavior has been morally reprehensible."
Everyone's so sensitive.
[continues reading] "He rarely learns lessons, and, when given the opportunity to grow, continues with awful behavior."
Yeah, that's what makes me fun.
[finishes reading] "This is not a character who should be exposed to our children. Please do something immediately." I'm sorry, but we're suspending you from the show for two weeks.
WHAT?! (Two weeks?!) Who are you even gonna get to replace me?
[The show's intro plays with Nutso, the Rapping Squirrel as Scissors' temporary replacement and the show's title being changed to "Rock Paper Nutso"]
This show's about to get Nutso!
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