CNConvenient News Reporter
This just in, multiple business owners are sad today, as they've had to close from all the free things they've given away to satisfy customer complaints. And as we all know, the only people who write complaints are whiny little poops. Here's a sketch of what such poops may or may not look like.
[A drawing sketch of Rock and Scissors is shown]
[shocked] Oh, no, we're hurting people!
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