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BOBowling Owner

[sighs] It's that Scissors guy. He's putting me out of business. See? At my bowling alley, a perfect score gets you a free tub of curly fries and a free game. And Scissors got so good at bowling, he hasn't paid for a game in 2 years.

Rock

Yeah, Scissors gets carried away when he finds a deal. It tends to turn him into a cartoon villain.

[Scissors laughs deviously while wearing an evil mustache made of curly fries]

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