[laughing sinisterly in his hideout] Beware, Gotham City, NOTHING can stop...The Joker!
[Batman immediately swoops in, giving the Joker a few kicks, and starts graphically beating him up into submission. A time card then appears reading "Many Hours Later..." and continues to show Batman beating down the Joker. Before he lands another punch, he shakes his wrist out of numbness, then lands the punch, then stops]
No! One more punch would kill you! And I won't kill you!
Then I guess that means I win! I go to jail, escape, kill people, go to jail! Rinse and repeat-
Yes, I know, it's an endless cycle. But I'm sworn to let the courts do their work. [to himself] Now what to do? Hmmm...
[Scene immediately cuts to a courtroom]
And with the accepted go-to by Batman... [aside glance] Thank you, Batman. [addressing the people] The court has decided on the death penalty! [bangs his gavel]
[to Joker] It's, uh, it's out of my hands.
[We cut to the electric chair where the Joker is strapped in]
Maurice P. Joker, in response to over 200 thousand accounts of murder, and several other crimes that seem minor compared to 200 thousand accounts of murder, you have been sentenced to death. Have you any last words?
[in an almost sincere voice] I know Jesus has forgiven me.
Is that a joke?
[sobbing] No!
Here we go! [then pulls the switch for the electric chair the Joker is strapped to, and the Joker starts to become violently electrocuted] That's not right. [puts on maximum power]
Keep going until he's dead! It would be monstrous to stop now!!
[as he's still being electrocuted] [BLEEP] YOU, DORK KNIGHT!
[Everyone else except for Gordon and Batman throw up in revulsion, soon the Joker shows no sign of movement]
Oh, oh.
[He and a fellow officer investigate the body, and tap it, only to see it react one final time before his head explodes]
[nervously backing away] I didn't know-I-I didn't know...
Wait! [opens Gordon's palm, to see that one of the shock sponge pads was ripped off the electric chair helmet] But why?
[somberly] For Barbara. [Batman grips him, almost threatening to knock him out, until he pulls out the other shock sponge pad. They both laugh it off] Go, Gordon! Go, Gordon! Go, Gordon!
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