Uh-oh! Are you kids being bad?
Yeah!
You know what THAT means!
Punishment from above!
[The four Apocalypse Ponies fly in through the window.]
[singing]
My Little Pony: Apocalypse Pony!
Punish mankind for their sins!
I'm Pestilence Pony! [laughs and sprinkles some gray dust onto the girl below]
I love you, Pestilence Pony.
[Suddenly, she starts coughing from bubonic plague from the dust.]
I'm FAMINE Pony! [neighs, shoots a ray of light, empties a bag of chips the boy is eating, and reduces him to skin and bones]
Yay! WAR PONY!
[As the song continues, he sets the couch and many other things in the living room on fire by blowing it from his mouth, causing the smoke alarm to ring. Then the children's parents run into the room, confused by what's going on.]
Hey, what's all this racket?!
[hugging her kids] My goodness!
And I am… [demonic voice] DEATH PONY!
Aw, how sad. The poor thing can't hear.
[scared, eyes wide] No, mom. I think he said—
[Death Pony roars, spews out a bigger beam of light, and disintegrates the family into skeletons, which drop into piles. Then we cut to a screen with the four Apocalypse Ponies; a second later, a rainbow fades in with the words "Apocalypse Pony" shining in from a comet that sweeps across.]
[singing]
My Little Pony: Apocalypse Pony!
Punish mankind for their sins!
[popping into the screen with a circle] I love you, Apocalypse Ponies!
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