[holding a unicorn book] Man I wish unicorns where real. That will be so cool. [yawns] So, cool. [falls asleep, then a unicorn comes to the widow and neighs. He wakes up, rubbing his eyes, then peers out his room] Oh my gosh, they do exist!
Come with me! Let's have fun adventures together!
You don't have to ask twice! [riding on the unicorn] Woo-hoo-hooo! Wheee! It's everything I've ever dreamed!
[The Unicorn stops, the Nerd flies of his back and laughs]
In the magical land of unicorns, there's no need for clothing!
Whatever you say! [begins pulling of his shirt]
No, no, no! Take it off slowly. [the Nerd takes his shirt off slowly] Yes, that pleases me. [grabs the Nerd's pants and throws them on the ground. The Nerd laughs] Polish my magical unicorn horn!
Okay! [does so]
Oh, yeahee! Oh.
[Cut to the school cafeteria]
And then what happened?
If you polish his unicorn horn long enough, it gives you magical unicorn mayonnaise! Which I used to make these sandwiches!
[His friend gags]
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