Rizzoli & Isles · Season 1
I'm sorry, did the vacuum wake you?
No, no! I was up studying.
Come in, come in. How's law school?
Awful. Remind me again why I wanted to be a lawyer.
[laughs] I know, right? Where the hell was I on career day?
Just making sure you're okay.
Yeah. Why would you ask?
You always vacuum when you have a tough case.
Huh.
Did you ever like the same guy as your best friend?
No.
Did you ever have a best friend?
No.
You'd tell me if you were a cyborg, right?
No, I don't think I would.
[laughs]
I'm not seeing him. [referring to FBI Agent Dean]
Yet.
Somebody should, don't you think?
Yep.
Should we draw straws?
Couldn't we just show him our tits and let him decide? [they laugh]
Who is Henry Deduboto?
Ted Bundy!
That's... five letters too many for that anagram.
How do you do that?!
We're going to surveil this body.
What, you mean leave her here?
Yes. I said you wouldn't like it. Let's go.
No. I'm calling my team.
Maura, they weren't expecting anyone to find this body! Look at where she's hidden! Hear me out. Hear me out! We get the hell out of here, we put both the park entrances under surveillance!
What makes you think Hoyt isn't watching you right now?
He might be! I'm willing to take that gamble!
What? By leaving this body here in hopes that he'll return? No. No! Every second she stays here more forensic evidence is lost!
Maura, please. The faster we get out of here the better chance we have of not being discovered, okay? Because if we don't do this, we got nothing! If we take this body back now all we'll find out is, yep, she's dead and they killed her! Please! Do this for me!
Was she dead before she was tossed?
I'd be guessing.
I won't tell.
Ballpark, two hours?
Ballpark? I guess I do owe you dinner.
I love modern Foie de veau.
Oh, my God, you're flirting over a dead body.
When else am I going to do it?
Do you want to know what I'm thinking?
[sarcastically] It's so weird, I do!
I think I know why you're making such a big deal that Grant's your new boss.
I don't want to know what you're thinking!
You two like each other!
No! Do you know what that ass used to call me? Frog face! It's not funny, Maura! No!
[laughing] It's not funny.
I'm not a frog face!
Of course. No!
Korsak's calling me BBK. Barfbag kid. Crow's leaving plastic puke everywhere.
You're not the first detective to be sickened by death. You just have to find your morgue legs.
I read a study that said people can conquer this kind of thing with repeated exposure, like when you're afraid of dogs or flying.
Oh, immersion therapy! Very effective! It worked for me.
What were you afraid of?
People. Live ones. [looks down at dead body] She'll never judge me, tease me, and I can help her. I can speak for the dead.
Maura, what do you see?
A reddish brown stain.
In other words: blood.
No, a reddish brown stain. The crime lab will determine what it is. No signs of lacerations or abrasions on the victim.
So it's not hers? Which means we might have gotten lucky and the killer was bleeding.
[makes a face]
Or smearing reddish brown stuff!
Yeah. I owe you a massive apology. I’m sorry.
Yeah, I can tell from the nasty face you’re makin’.
Oh, that’s not because of you, Jane. He has bolus lesions.
I have what?
Blisters.
[talking about Grant] Perhaps he’s a little nicer off the mound?
Oh yeah, he’s fantastic! I wanna kill myself; what’s the best way?
Uh, atlanto-occipital disarticulation is very fast.
No idea what that is; what else you got?
You were limping.
He's got a lot of pulp.
Juice, we say guys got juice.
Well you're gonna be drinking yours out of a sippy cup if you don't lower your voice!
Look at that. [gazes at Jane's sandwich] Is it okay?
Yeah!
[lifts half the sandwich and examines it] Look at this! What is that white substance?
Fluff.
Light, downy particles of cotton?
It's marshmallow, and the brown substance is called peanut butter. It's ground up, heavy, oily particles of peanuts. What, they didn't have that in your fancy boarding school?
This is really good!
Haven't you ever been afraid of anything?
Uh, witches! My family went to Salem when I was little.
See, you were very impressionable.
Yes, I had to sleep with a night light. Why, what were you scared of?
Chromobacterium violaceum.
What's that?
It's a flesh-eating bacteria. It crawls inside your ear or your nose and it starts eating you from the inside out --
Okay, okay! I got it! Thank you!
[whispering to Jane] You could have told me you had a warrant!
She didn't. We didn't have time.
You lied?!
No! I said I was about to serve a warrant. I didn't say when!
What the hell, Ma! Where's Pa and the Callernos?
They went to go pick up ice cream for later!
[looks closely at her mother's face and is shocked to see she's lying] No, they didn't! There's no one else here?!
I made Ragu bolognese.
You made me wear this dress for Joe Grant?!
What?! No! I don't know what you're talking about!
Ma!
I need to know you're taken care of.
By him?! Are you kidding??
He's cute!
He's not cute!
He's very cute!
So what?!
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