Maura Isles quotes from Rizzoli & Isles

Maura

I'm all cried out. I'm done. I'm done and actually I'm a little insulted.

Jane

What'd I do?

Maura

That girl rejected my kidney.

Jane

The nerve.

Maura

I know, right? It's a very nice kidney.

Jane

I'm sure it is. You should keep it. In your body.

Jane

Maura, this is very serious.

Maura

It is?

Jane

No! You haven't started the autopsy yet?!

Maura

Pike is handing out hats, and pens, and travel mugs. This is swag, detective.

Jane

I'll get our swag unit on it.

Maura

So you must have had a wedding fantasy when you were little. Come on, every little girl has one.

Jane

Okay. It wasn't really a fantasy. It was -- I had this dumb idea that I would say my vows at Fenway over homeplate. In a Red Sox jersey. [laughs]

Maura

[laughing] It's not dumb. It's not exactly elegant, but at least it's colorful.

Jane

We would have the reception on the pitcher's mound, and we would serve foot-long hotdogs and frozen lemonade. The guests would throw peanuts at us instead of rice.

Maura

Can I come?

Jane

Maybe!

Maura

A Red Sox jersey?

Jane

Okay, you're in my fantasy. You cannot tell me what to wear!

Maura

Okay, let's go. It starts in fifteen minutes.

Jane

What starts?

Maura

The book signing.

Jane

The one you're not going to?

Maura

I changed my mind.

Jane

I didn't!

Maura

The lab results are going to take about thirty minutes. I haven't had a lunch break in three years!

Jane

I'm not spending a lunch hour that I never take listening to Dennis "I love myself" Rockmond. That sounds like a character from the Flintstones. [affects a hoity-toity accent] Hi, I'm Dennis Rockmond.

Maura

"Well, the intake vacuum pressure pulls the fuel through and mixes liquid with air, before it sucks it into the combustion chamber.."

Jane

"Mm, go on.."

Maura

"Violent explosion.. rams the big piston down with great force. The long connecting-rod forces the crank-pin into rotation, which is what. you. want.."

Jane

"God, I would love to have my crank-pin rotated right about now."

Maura

"I knew you'd miss him"

Jane

"Mm"