[Rick and Morty exit a portal, clearly infuriated with each other.]
Another adventure where I went up an ass!
Oh, good, are we having this fight again? L-Let me guess: You're gonna leave, or-- or throw a sulking fit?
You think you know everything, Rick, but you're-- you're basically just a giant eight-year-old!
I'm not doing this anymore! Either you're in or you're out, Morty! I-I'm tired of you weaponizing this half-assed threat! You want out, then fucking quit!
You know what? You're right. Sorry to be such a high-maintenance Morty. W-Why don't I get you a drink?
[Morty pulls out a six-pack of beer. Later on in the night, he welds something together in his bedroom, then returns to the garage where Rick lies, now covered in beer.]
[burp] O-Oh! Oh, hey, Morty...
Hey, Rick. You drunk yet?
You're my little buddy, [burp] you know that? I-It's-- It's you and me, Morty. Uh, Rick-- Rick and Morty, one hundred years, forever!
[Morty dons an eyepatch, revealing this as Evil Morty's origin story.]
Yeah, pal. Rick and Morty. A hundred years. Forever.
[He closes the garage.]
Ge-Get off me! What are you-- What are you doing?!
[Rick dies in a flash of light.]
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