[Evil Morty has Rick Prime restrained and scans his mind to locate and eradicate his clone bodies]
Okay, I think I'm getting the pic-- [gets shocked by a device linked to his forehead] OW! Frying my backups. Smart. So you're, like, an "Evil" Morty? A clever one? [gets shocked again] OW! All right, never been a sidekick guy, but I'm starting to see the value. You want a job? We could be like Batman and Robin.
Eh. I don't need a Robin.
[gets shocked again] Okay, seriously, what is this? Wha-What, are you gonna "aw jeez" me to death? [as Evil Morty accesses the Omega Device] Oh, you don't want those schematics, buddy. Those are for grownups.
Uh-huh. [drags in a mangled Rick and revives him]
Oh, isn't this great? Okay, all right, I get it.
[coughs and groans] What? [sees Rick Prime] Oh shit...
[nodding] Mm-hmm. Knock yourself out. [leaves]
[Rick puts his cybernetic parts back in order and approaches Rick Prime in enraged silence]
Listen! Rick to Rick - he's got the weapon plans. Buddy! Nip this in the bud! He's fourteen, what's gonna happen the next time he gets mad at Grandpa?!
[Rick punches him in the face]
[laughs] Let's do this, then!
[Rick punches him again and again]
You're welcome, by the way! I made you! I showed you infinity! And what did you do with it?! Hang out with my grandson?! Raise echoes of my daughter?! [laughs] What's your life without me?!
Let's find out.
[He continues to punch Rick Prime, whose face is by now reduced to a bruised, bloody mess]
[coughing and laughing] Admit it! You would've been me! I just walked into your garage before you walked into mine! But eventually, you did! YOU LIVED IN MY HOUSE!
[He laughs and finally expires as Rick continues to smash his face apart, spreading blood everywhere]
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