[After retrieving Morty's lightsaber]
May the Force be with... me!
I think you mean with me. [takes it from him and chuckles]
[held back by an orderly] What?! You hate Star Wars!
I was your age when this shit was in theatres. This franchise raised me, trained me, taught me good from evil, made having a bad father empowering! And when that third movie got all... "Muppety", something in me began to rot! But make no mistake, child - I own Star Wars, not you! Not that bubble-throat pompadour fuck, not some Mickey Mouse shit machine - they didn't pay the price with their souls! I did! I earned this, not you! America, transform and roll out! [leads everyone on a march out of Rick's lair]
BASTAAAARD!!!
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