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S1 E15

Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Morty and President in “Unfinished Business”

[After retrieving Morty's lightsaber]

May the Force be with... me!

I think you mean with me. [takes it from him and chuckles]

[held back by an orderly] What?! You hate Star Wars!

I was your age when this shit was in theatres. This franchise raised me, trained me, taught me good from evil, made having a bad father empowering! And when that third movie got all... "Muppety", something in me began to rot! But make no mistake, child - I own Star Wars, not you! Not that bubble-throat pompadour fuck, not some Mickey Mouse shit machine - they didn't pay the price with their souls! I did! I earned this, not you! America, transform and roll out! [leads everyone on a march out of Rick's lair]

BASTAAAARD!!!

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