RRick
[spinning the "Wheel of Things Better Than Morty"] Come on, anything! Anything but Morty, let's go! Come on baby, no whammies! Duh-duh-duh-duh stop!
[The wheel lands on "Two Crows"]
RRick
Okay, that's it. Two crows. You're fired!
You know what? Eat shit. You're just trying to make me feel worthless.
RRick
I never said you're worthless. In fact, I've given you a very clear metric of your worth: two crows. Note I didn't say three!
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