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Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Crow Alien 1, Rick and others in “Unfinished Business”

CACrow Alien 1

[on Rick's roulette wheel] What is that?

Oh, heh, that? Th-That's... nothing.

CACrow Alien 1

But I see "Two Crows" written right here beside "Gene with Donkey Brains", "Half a Paul Giamatti" and "Sentient Shit"!

CACrow Alien Leader

I guess, the joke being that crows are stupid?

Look, I... think it's a little more nuanced than that--

CACrow Alien Leader

Right, because you just learned empathy from us ten minutes ago, but now we're going to learn we don't get your humour? Fucking horseshit!

CACrow Alien 2

Yeah, there's not a ton to get, genius. The joke is your grandson was so replaceable that "even two crows could do it!" [chuckles dryly] It's funny, except it's not.

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