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S1 E15

Rick and Morty · Season 1, Episode 15

Beth, Rick and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey! Did you two—

Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye!

What are you—?

Say goodbye to your little boy!

No! Look away! I'm makin' an egg, Mom! Ugh...! I'm makin' an egg!

You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year!

Look away, Beth! Daddy loves you!

[Rick and Morty curl up on the ground and drop their pants]

Aaaagh! My ass! MY ASS!

This is it, Morty! It's full circle from the pilot! Full circle...!! [groaning and loud farting] ...Oh, I guess we, uh... I guess we both just had to take a shit.

Yeah, I-I guess we, uh...

Fucking gross. Guys, clean it up.

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