It pains me that you can feel my pain.
Yeah, how about you suck your dick?! Which is also somehow my dick...
[smirking] Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?
M-Maybe I can find that wizard's portal spell in here and g-get us home?
How about finding the spell that unbinds me from your fucking dragon?!
[Other dragons approach them]
No spells can do that. Only the wizard can unbind soul bonds.
Uh, who the fuck are you?
"Who are we--"?! Who the fuck are YOU, bitch?!
Debrah, stop. We are the slut dragons. We live in these slut caves where we fuck, suck, and eat butt. And we kindly ask that you leave. If the wizard knows we are here, he will imprison us.
Yeah, and we like it down here, 'cause we can fuck woolly mammoths! Get out!
Get the fuck out of here, Michael!
Shut up, Michael! You're the only one that fucks that thing! Get the fuck out of here!
Well, at least I'm not into shit-play! Fuck you!
Hey, wait, everybody stop! Stop! I started all this when I tried to control Balthromaw. And that was fucked up. Nobody should control anyone. Especially that guy up there. And, um, you can eat butt if you want, I guess, I, um...
I got this, Morty. Okay, listen up, slut dragons! Wouldn’t you rather be sluts up there? Have a fuck world instead of a fuck cave? What’s wrong with you?
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