[On Supernova's affair with Million Ants]
Yes! Is that what you want to hear?!
Did it feel good?! Did you like his six million wriggling legs more than my tragedy-stricken, half-ghost, half-tumescent PENIS?!
Guys, stop! You're just proving my asshole grandpa right!
You wish this was about sex! We loved each other! We had a child together...
WHAT?!
[crying] I conceived a child with Million Ants, AND IT DIED INSIDE ME BECAUSE IT WAS HALF A MILLION ANTS AND HALF COLLAPSING STAR! And yes - he was better than you!
Yeah?!
[morphs into a large tentacled form] One million times better!
ALL ABOOOOOOARD, MOTHERFUCKER!!! [tries to punch Million Ants, who disperses to avoid it]
STOP!
[She traps Alan and Million Ants inside a force field; Million Ants flows into Alan's mouth, making his body swell up and explode, sending his innards splattering everywhere]
Oof! Didn't see that comin'.
Is that sarcasm?! [conjures handcuffs onto Rick and Morty] I don't want you slipping away then this is over! All of these deaths are on your hands!
Oh, come on, maybe a couple of them, but definitely not the train guy--
[Supernova hits him in the groin with one of the celestial bodies orbiting her]
All of them.
[pained] Okayyy...
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