What the hell is "Is-ra-el"?
I-It's just something Rick starts talking about when he's blackout drunk.
[awkwardly] W-What? In w-- In w-w-what-- In what way? Like, w-w-what's my point?
In a way that has no point! You just babble about defense budgets and the United Nations, and then you pass out!
So, to be clear, I sometimes reference the geopolitical complexities of the topic, which is not the same as going to an anti-Semitic place--
I have no stake in this.
I don't either, I-I'm just saying - if anything, the drunk version of me is probably so supportive of Israel, he wants what's best for it, and--
Hey, man, I'm not touching this. You do you.
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